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Unisex Bikini Bod Thick Linen Chore Jacket

Fashion Brand Company by Penelope Gazin · Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Outerwear > Coats & Jackets

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No, it’s not a real bikini. It’s just an appliqué on a regular jacket. But for me, it makes sense. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of myself. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. DETAILS: -thick sturdy linen blend -70% cotton, 30% linen -"bra" seam details on front and back - 2 hip pockets and 1 unreachable pocket in back -mother of pearl buttons down the front -this sturdy linen blend fabric makes a lovely lightweight work jacket

color:Blue/White Linen
sizes in stock:XS, S, M, L, XL, 1X, 2X, 3X
gender:womens

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